I’m such a girl sometimes..
But I can’t help but miss her..
Pokemon, weeeeeeeeee!
Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong time..
All these places around the world, I have to visit them all
Wow, no words.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
Love this.
One day, i’ll live a leisure full life like these two.
I love my dogs just as much as this guy
The knight.
Why can’t I be there?
That’s some moxie
Wish I could be like this with her right now..
Your arguments invalid.
Straight thuggin.
(via thesamman)
Harvey. 
